VENUE 3 :: 907 Pandora
Wood Hall, Victoria Conservatory of Music (Sponsored by Budget)

Confessions of a Catholic School Girl
Where's Noonan?
by Melissa Blank, assisted by David MacPherson
Victoria, BC
One Woman Performance - 60 Minutes - Adult
$8 / $6 Students & Seniors

See what's under the kilt, beyond the uniform. Five characters explore life, sex, and the search for the perfect man, Jesus. Parental Guidance: Coarse Language, Adult Themes

Thur, Aug 25, 9:45 PM
Fri, Aug 26, 8:00 PM
Sat, Aug 27, 6:30 PM
Fri, Sept 2, 9:45 PM
Sun, Sept 4, 12:30 PM
Mon, Sept 5, 8:45 PM

I Thee Wed
On The Lam Productions
by Karen Lee Pickett
Victoria, BC
Drama - 50 minutes - Adults Only
$8 / $7 Students and Seniors

Three weddings. One century.Two brides in love - with each other. Twenty minutes before walking down the aisle, Nona and Grace struggle with love and marriage as experienced through the lens of three time periods: 1901, 1952 and 2004. When do the bonds of matrimony become chains? On the Lam's Yardsale won 2004's Victoria Fringe Favourite Award for Best New Play.

Thur, Aug 25, 8:00 PM
Sat, Aug 27, 4:45 PM
Sun, Aug 28, 9:45 PM
Thur, Sept 1, 8:00 PM
Sun, Sept 4, 9:45 PM
Mon, Sept 5, 1:45 PM

Knee Deep in Muck
Clutz Productions
by Cara Yeates
Vancouver, BC
Multimedia Comic Monologue - 60 minutes - Adult
$8 / Students & Seniors $6

Tree planting...it's not about the trees. Knee Deep tells an unbelievable and hilarious set of fast-paced, multi-media adventures. Get dirt on living in the bush. "Cara Yeates plays for laughs" (Vue Magazine). "A tight confident, enjoyable show" (Edmonton Journal). "Who knew tree planting could be entertaining? But it is!" (Global T.V.). Parental Guidance: Some Coarse Language.

Fri, Aug 26, 9:45 PM
Sat, Aug 27, 3:00 PM
Sun, Aug 28, 8:00 PM
Wed, Aug 31, 6:15 PM
Sat, Sept 3, 6:45 PM
Mon, Sept 5, 7:00 PM

La Stras Mona
Julia Rigaux Productions
by Julia Rigaux
Calgary, AB
Performance Art Comedy - 55 minutes - Adult
$8 / $6 Students & Seniors

SASSY RIDICULOUS AND JAZZY. Sums up this bold riveting piece of theatre about the arts. Come into a world where the audience IS the performance! “Here is a fine example of solo-performance at its best. Julia Rigaux celebraes communion like a religious pastor – absolutely captivating in her savvy performance of La Stras Mona.” – Solocentric Festival www.theatreutopia.com/lastrasmona.html Parental Guidance, Coarse Language

Tue, Aug 30, 6:15 PM
Wed, Aug 31, 10:15 PM
Fri, Sept 2, 6:15 PM
Sat, Sept 3, 3:15 PM
Sun, Sept4, 8:00 PM
Mon, Sept 5, 5:15 PM

One Frigid Shiny Knight
Randy Rutherford
by Randy Rutherford
San Francisco, CA
Comedy/Drama Monologue - 90 minutes - Adult
All Tickets $8

***** ( 9 times) "Best of Fringe" winner Rutherford says, "I idolized my guitar teacher. I never would have made a move on his girlfriend if he hadn't suggested it. So it's not my fault!"
RAVES FOR RUTHERFORD London's Brickenden Award Recipient ***** "Soulful and engrossing." (Critic's Pick) - San Francisco Bay Guardian. Parental Guidance, Coarse Language

Thurs, Aug 25, 5:45 PM
Sat, Aug 27, 8:15 PM
Sun, Aug 28, 5:45 PM
Wed, Aug 31, 8:00 PM
Sat, Sept 3, 1:00 PM
Sun, Sept 4, 4:00 PM

SMILE while you DIE
Theatre Serendipity
by Rachelle Fordyce
Winnipeg, MB
Multimedia Satire Drama - 60 minutes - Adult
All seats $8

Feeling unmotivated? Not having fun at work? Don't let frustrating customers get you down. If they're being difficult, it's because you aren't being happy and cheerful! The solution? "S.M.I.L.E. while you D.I.E."! "Rachelle Fordyce is a talented actress. She makes people laugh." - CBC "Beyond the comedy, Fordyce offers subtle and sobering commentary on social issues.****" - Winnipeg Free Press Parental Guidance

Mon, Aug 29, 8:00 PM
Tues, Aug 30, 9:45 PM
Thur, Sept 1, 6:15 PM
Sat, Sept 3, 10:15 PM
Sun, Sept 4, 2:15 PM
Mon, Sept 5, 3:30 PM

Sparkle Bunny: The Last Raver Dancing
Theatre in the Corner
by Sara Bynoe
Vancouver, BC
One woman comedy - 45 minutes - Adult
$7 / $6 Students & Seniors

What do you do when the music stops, the lights come up, the drugs have worn off, it's 2005 and you're the last raver dancing? You search for the vibe, remember the P.L.U.R. and start flyering. Join Sparkle Bunny, with her sidekick Bunny Bear, as she hosts her own rave to bring it back. From the creator of www.TeenAngstPoetry.com Parental Guidance, 14+ Coarse Language

Fri, Aug 26, 6:15 PM
Sat, Aug 27, 10:30 PM
Sun, Aug 28, 4:00 PM
Mon, Aug 29, 9:45 PM
Fri, Sept 2, 8:00 PM
Sat, Sept 3, 5:00 PM

Tales From Another England
Screwed & Clued
by Screwed & Clued
Somerset, England
Comedy drama - 60 minutes - Adult
All seats $8

Screwed & Clued are back with a tour of their own backyard. A collection of funny and moving tales from the seedy underbelly of the green and pleasant land. 'The Fringe circuit's edgiest, most sharply executed physical theatre' Edmonton Journal 'Energetic, compelling, and very funny' Eye Magazine 'Brilliantly odd' National Post 'A must see' CBC Parental Guidance: Coarse Language, Adult Themes

Mon, Aug 29, 6:15 PM
Tues, Aug 30, 8:00 PM
Thur, Sept 1, 9:45 PM
Sat, Sept 3, 8:30 PM
Sun, Sept 4, 6:15 PM
Mon, Sept 5, NOON